Konstantinos's site

Not really

Our home is thousands of light-years away from anyone that could be named Konstantinos.

Salutations, Human People

This is the human website our teacher wanted us to make so as to get closer to your species.
She doesn't know batshit about computers, so there's no need to worry.
We hear that this is your international anthem. Please confirm.

We've also been informed that your kind is attracted to felines.
This hopefully helps.

Our main goals with this site are:

• Helping us understand your culture(s).
• Initiating a trade deal between humans and us.
• Letting us finally finish this damned assingnment!
• Aside from jokes(which hopefully help us communicate),
  we really do want to establish a connection between our species.

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